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Third and Witten:The DC’s Guide to Covering the Enormous Man Everyone Knew Was Eligible.

The brand is bigger than Jason Witten, but the playbook honors the patron saint of jogging eight yards, turning around, and somehow finding himself completely fucking alone.

Third and Witten
noun
Any third-down situation in which the entire stadium knows the ball is going to the tight end… except the defense.


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