The Witten Index

Scoring every incident from 1-10 using highly scientific criteria:

Category Points | 10 points total

  • Everybody knew where the ball was going? (2 points)

  • Tight end moved at recreational speed?

    (2 points)

  • No defender within conversational distance? (2 points)

  • Happened on third down or in the red zone? (2 points)

  • Defense appeared personally shocked afterward? (2 points)

~ Cover the Damn Tight End Team, Scoring Rubric